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Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
23 July 2029 @ 08:49 pm
 
 
Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
What happened to the idealistic dreams of youth?

The person I thought I was meant to be is long gone, and in her place is this.

Our Exceedingly Average Lady of Not Very Much At All.

Oh well, it could be worse.



Too much time on my sweaty little hands. Which means I inevitably start thinking about the best way to fit the word 'poo' into as many sentences as possible.

Like 'miaow' in Super Troopers. God, I love that film.

'Now, what I want poo to do, is take this pootiful piece of 19th century art and deconstruct its themes, with an emphasis on pooniqueness.'
 
 
Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
I have fallen in love with burlesque cabaret duo, Frisky and Mannish.



I can't even explain how EPIC this love for them is. Its huge. Its divine. They are so good, and they are doing exactly what I WISH I was doing, and what a lot of you good people have been telling me I should do for years, but they have talent.

A LOT OF TALENT.

The absolute travesty is that Becky played them doing Florence and the Machine covering a 90s classic and it's not available to be viewed online yet! You can only get it off their album (which you can find on their website). You should buy it, I know I'm going to beg someone to get it for me.

ETA: THEY WILL BE ON RADIO ONE TOMORROW MORNING WITH SCOTT MILLS (ugh)between 8:30 and 9am You can put up with the blithering Mr Mills to hear them, trust me. It is well worth the effort. Comedy, Singing and just a touch of theatrics. This Duo is my HEART.

I present you with:

KATE BASH


MEH! They wont let me embed this but GUESS WHAT THIS SONG IS

CORRECTING GRAMMAR IN POP SONGS


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I STRONGLY URGE YOU TO LISTEN TO EVERY SINGLE VIDEO YOU CAN.


ETA: NOW WITH FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE
 
 
Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
Earlier on, someone said a quote I recognised. I sat there for about 15 minutes trying to remember where it came from and typed

miyo_chan
Green Gables?

And the girl replied that, no it was infact At Swim, Two Boys.

I bought that book the week it came out, when I was 15 because I read in the Gay Times that it was a brilliant book, historical, coming of age fiction...right up my street, you know.

That was 10 years ago.

TEN YEARS AGO.

How am I 25 this year? Where did the time go?

EDT:

When did I become the creepy 20 something with a child's username? I need to purchase a renaming token. And my paid membership back.


Perhaps when I've paid off a portion of my credit card debt.
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Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
04 February 2011 @ 11:12 pm
Does this piss anyone off for flooding their FList? It pisses me off and I'm wondering if I should turn it off, because I tweet A LOT.

lol. Alot.


 
 
 
Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
04 February 2011 @ 12:17 pm
  • Thu, 13:49: @MikeQuimbyMusic where on earth *are* you?
  • Thu, 13:59: I got a callback about a job in a West End Theatre, but I didn't pick up and now she's in a meeting :( argh
  • Thu, 14:17: Oh LOL! A Jewish Social networking bot just added me on Twitter. :D
  • Thu, 15:08: RT @EmmyThomps: I wish JK Rowling had never told me she based the character of Viktor Krum on Borat. It makes reading him virtually impo ...
  • Thu, 15:09: How is it 3? I have 3 hours in which to do a multitude of stuff.. fuck fuck *BRAINSPLODE* Imma eat some mac and cheese now.
  • Thu, 16:28: @GeorgeTakei is so dirty and hilarious, I feel like my childhood has been sullied but I don't mind that much... Ha.
  • Thu, 17:02: I hate being an alto.
  • Thu, 18:06: RT @sarramanning: My other good news for today is the launch of my first proper website. http://www.sarramanning.co.uk (More to be added ...
  • Thu, 18:11: NYN duet. Upset it wasn't how I imagined it. But okay, okay I get it.
  • Thu, 18:32: RT @Ashley_Fink: So the duck went to cross the road, and the chicken quickly stopped him and said, "Don't do it, you'll never hear the e ...
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Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
03 February 2011 @ 12:01 pm
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Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
02 February 2011 @ 12:17 pm
  • Tue, 12:36: "young, chubby procrastinator wanted for blind, gossip-hungry superchef to read me celebrity gossip whilst sampling my latest dishes. >>
  • Tue, 12:37: <<Don't need to be fit, I'm blind." WHY IS THERE NO JOB ADVERTISMENT LIKE THIS OUT THERE FOR ME!?!?!
  • Tue, 12:37: RT @REGYATES: YES! your bum DOES look big in this and as far as I'm concerned that's a frikkin good thing!
  • Tue, 12:57: ugh, everwood. I hate teen drug awareness specials
  • Tue, 13:07: Jfc... The woman that has come to do some ironing (why not pay me, mum?) Is sucking on a sweet so loudly its making me FUCKING GAG.
  • Tue, 14:02: I can't stand having others piety rubbed in my face, and i'm not talking about just religion.
  • Tue, 14:10: Ann Hathaway... are you SERIOUS?! Some actors *ACTUALLY* have sex instead of simulating it for the camera? oh... ew.
  • Tue, 14:31: "Ann does Ann Arbor" Hahahahahhaha, lolitude forever Ms Hath.
  • Tue, 14:32: @brettclaxton http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/b212710_gwyneth_paltrow_anne_hathaway_talk_sex.html
  • Tue, 14:44: RT @TonyCowards: Every time I hear the word "meringue" I start salivating, it must be a Pavlovian response. #win100
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Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
02 February 2011 @ 01:02 am
  • Tue, 01:54: I think I've finally decided on my Neil Gaiman tattoo, seeing as most of my favourite quotes are too long and...other things
  • Tue, 01:54: I've already decided my Hobbit tattoo will be a brass button glinting in the sun.
  • Tue, 02:04: Lol. Keelhauling.
  • Tue, 03:03: HOW IS IT POSSIBLE I MISS THE UNDERGROUND AND SITTING IN AN OFFICE ALREADY???
  • Tue, 03:06: It makes me inexplicably happy that Lenny Henry follows Kevin Smith.
  • Tue, 03:09: I miss listening to Rufus Wainwright. Gonna whack on Want Two and schluff.
  • Tue, 03:20: Slut eyes. I've always been jealous of Slut eyes. Adam Lambert has them too. Fuck You, slut eyes. *jealousrage*
  • Tue, 03:21: Slut eyes are those greeny/bluey-grey eyes that chavvy girls circle with lots of eyeliner and mascara and are pretty in a wanton way
  • Tue, 03:22: I want slut eyes. And porn mouth. though i'm on the verge of having porn mouth. I get it in the mornings.
  • Tue, 12:00: RT @johncusack: The Egypt situation is not sad -- it's dangerous and seriously on edge - but people becoming awake and unified for commo ...
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Lolita Malice[NxC] So Sparkle and Believe
25 January 2011 @ 12:02 pm
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